Sunday, August 2, 2009

DEJA VOMIT-not for the faint of heart

For those of you who don't know-other people's vomit makes me vomit. If I hear it, smell it, or see it I am well on my way to emptying my own stomach acids. I literally have to leave the location in a hurry. The last couple of days we have had sick kids and a couple puke memories.

First Kameron: He was miserable and ready for a nap, I was in his room about to lay him down in his crib and Melanie was with me. Anyway as I was holding him it just started coming, slow at first. I wanted to hold him over his crib but Melanie didn't want a mess all over his bed and carpet, so I just held him and it came. White, chunky, and stinky-a milk bottle essentially. Anyway I had never had the pleasure of holding someone and let them puke on me. Anyway, as he was finishing the job, I started gagging uncontrollably. Had to get my clothes off ASAP. I felt so bad for Kam cause he was sick and felt worse that I couldn't just hold him and take care of him cause I was about to lose it.

Kyle: So Sunday Kameron had generously passed the sickness to Kyle. I had gone down to Shelly to say goodbye to Julia the Russian visitor of Joe and Kaye's I took Brianna with me. We figured this to be the best option so I could say goodbye and also so we wouldn't bring our sick kids around and infect everyone. Melanie came down a bit later with Kyle and Kameron. When she arrived I swapped her vehicles and took Kyle and Kameron back home. About 5 min. into the trip back home Kyle spewed into his puke bag. After he was done, he did not want to hold his puke bag (I don't blame him). So I took it from him and held it the rest of the 30 min drive home. It was a greenish color liquid and had very small remnants almost like somone had taken a loaf of bread and put it in the blender with water. Anyway, every time I looked at what I was holding I started gagging and provided great entertainment for Kameron and Kyle.

Brianna: This was while we were in Moscow, but while I am on the subject I might as well. She was sick one time and she was walking from her room to the family room and just stopped. I knew the launch sequence had been activated, so I sprung from the chair with a little kids cup in my hand. Anyway she began to distribute her bounty-nice and brown and stinky. Anyway the cup quickly filled up...my cup truly ranneth over. I just had to hold it and let the stuff run down my arms.

Anyway sorry for the detail, but puke is nasty.

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